why i am laughing so hard
someone: what are your plans for the weekend
me: who knows
me: (i know)
me: (i'm not leaving the house)
About 50% of people on the internet are stalkers.
So if it isn’t you…
It’s probably me.
Noted. And by the way, you’re almost out of milk.
THAT WASN’T FUNNY BECAUSE IT’S TRUE
definitely not me….